when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
