I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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