tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
If I had your ass I would rule the world
This toilet bowl is my home.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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