that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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