3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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