I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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