My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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