just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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