Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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