I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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