so explain again why im purple
no
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Drunk is not a location!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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