Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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