Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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