i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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