I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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