We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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