Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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