we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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