Non-Jews are for practice
I think I am morally bankrupt
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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