I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That accounts for only three of the penises
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I need a beard to bite.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
These tits shall not be calmed
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