You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize