Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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