Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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