I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
