I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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