he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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