You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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