Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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