All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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