I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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