I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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