So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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