just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my sisters under your porch take her home
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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