You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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