We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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