I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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