The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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