Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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