it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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