Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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