Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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