why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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