I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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