But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
