no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
