ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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