Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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