My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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