Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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