Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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