Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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