I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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