I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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