i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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